Onion Rings

Okay, I'll admit it: Anything deep fried has my heart forever.  That's probably the reason why I have a spare tire around my middle, but if I die of a heart attack one day, I will die knowing that I lived eating fabulous food.
So! For your next football party, be bad.  It's okay, I won't tell.  Forget the vegetable platter that you're insisting your boyfriend munch on during the game.  Give in.  Make a huge batch of onion rings, and like my love for the deep fryer, you'll have his heart forever.

Ingredients:

• 2 large onions (If it's a party, use your discretion and make more if needed)
• 1 egg
• 1 cup milk
• 1 cup flour
• 1 tsp salt
• ½ tsp black pepper
• ¼ tsp oregano
• 1/8 tsp thyme

Directions

1. Slice onions and separate into rings.
2. Blend all other ingredients.
3. Dip onion rings into batter.
4. Place one at a time into hot oil—cook until golden brown.
5. Drain and cool on paper towels.

*For other great manly munchies, check out Fall-Off-The-Bone BBQ Ribs, Applebee's Artichoke Spinach Dip, Spicy Cheese and Sausage Dip, and Cookie Dough Pie.